Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson premiered Water For Elephants in New York last night. I imagine the MiniVan Majority is eating up that white embroidered dress of hers. If ever there was a dress to campaign on….
But, um, speaking of dresses …
The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know?
Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Have I already mentioned that Twi-Hards jerk off to his hands all the time? There are pages and pages of it online. Several of you sent me a few links a few weeks ago. The comments can get a little serial killer/rapist-y. Proceed with caution.
(You know who has great hands though? Charlie Hunnam on Sons of Anarchy. There’s something about the way he wears his biker rings.)
As for Pattinson’s girlfriend Kristen Stewart, you’ll get some love squee but more on this later. Because the dog comes first. These are pictures of Pattinson’s puppy taken this weekend being walked by Stewart’s bodyguard/manager/best friend/whatever John. Cute little dopey ears, right? And very impressive going off leash already in a parking lot. My beagle puppy Barney – 4 months – could never be let off leash in a parking lot. Beagle noses are too sensitive. He has however been going off leash on the trails in the forest. Not bad for a dumb little f-cker.
But, um, speaking of dresses …
The author of Water For Elephants Sara Gruen, should we take a moment to look at hers? I just want to say that a black cocktail with a really great pair of shoes never hurt anyone, you know?
Also, as you can see, Pattinson’s freaky tea-pouring hand showed up too. Have I already mentioned that Twi-Hards jerk off to his hands all the time? There are pages and pages of it online. Several of you sent me a few links a few weeks ago. The comments can get a little serial killer/rapist-y. Proceed with caution.
(You know who has great hands though? Charlie Hunnam on Sons of Anarchy. There’s something about the way he wears his biker rings.)
As for Pattinson’s girlfriend Kristen Stewart, you’ll get some love squee but more on this later. Because the dog comes first. These are pictures of Pattinson’s puppy taken this weekend being walked by Stewart’s bodyguard/manager/best friend/whatever John. Cute little dopey ears, right? And very impressive going off leash already in a parking lot. My beagle puppy Barney – 4 months – could never be let off leash in a parking lot. Beagle noses are too sensitive. He has however been going off leash on the trails in the forest. Not bad for a dumb little f-cker.
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